The Pentagon and conservatives in congress want a new fighter plane, its called the F-35. Problem is the DAMN THING DOESN'T WORK. However, we have guaranteed spending on the program before the plane was fully tested and are now "stuck" with the boondoggle. The plane has to fly fast enough for the Air Force, be able to land on carriers for the Navy and take off and land vertically for the Marines. Some in congress even want the plane to wipe your ass. Ops, maybe I should not have said that, but nobody reads my shit anyway so why worry. Does that qualify as a pun?
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